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todisturbtheuniverse:

tinyfierce requested, “Garrus and Femshep? She gets a little too tipsy at Girls’ Night on the Presidium and Garrus escorts her back to the Normandy - but drunk Shep is handsy Shep and that is one loooong elevator ride.”

A few details changed around, but the spirit of the thing remains, I believe.

Girls’ Night

"WooooooooooOOOOOOOO!"

Garrus recognized that particular terrifying whoop. That was the sound of Comm Specialist Samantha Traynor taking prisoners on the dance floor, and if she was there, then Shepard had to be around here somewhere, too.

He moved through the shadows of the club, in the general direction that the shout had come from. Amazing that she could even make herself heard above the bass. His ears were already killing him. Spirits, he was getting old. This had been every night off while he worked for C-Sec—not this exact club, but close enough.

Finally, he spotted them, but Shepard wasn’t with them; it was just Tali and Traynor on the floor, and everyone else was giving them a wide berth.

Tali’s eyes—scrunched up into glowing crescents behind her mask, a sure sign that she was having a good time—touched his face and moved away before darting back. “Garrrrrusssss!” she shouted, beckoning. She sounded only a little drunk. “What are you doing here? It’s girls’ night!”

And even though she had just waved him closer, she shooed him, her hands sweeping him away. She didn’t stop dancing to do it, either.

"I got an interesting message from Shepard," he said dryly, ignoring Traynor, who was tugging on his arm in an attempt to make him dance. "It led me to believe that maybe she should call it a night."

"Riiiiiiight," Traynor agreed, nodding. "God, I’ve never seen her that drunk. Usually she has a liver of steel. She’s over there." With exaggerated motions and her arms lofted high above her head, she pointed toward the bar.

The crowd cleared at just that moment, and Garrus got a clear view of her: one elbow propped on the bar, chin cupped in her hand, the other waving wildly as she articulated…whatever she was articulating. Judging by Ashley’s bemused stare, she wasn’t articulating it very well.

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surprisedbylife:

squireofgeekdom:

henrycalvill:

oh my god, that was really violent

     (via starksexual)

BUT NO SERIOUSLY CAN WE TALK FOREVER ABOUT HOW SHE STOLE THE ENDING. Because as soon as you get the idea that she’s alive, you think “oh, she’s going to come in at the last second and land a few punches and give Tony - the hero - enough time to get back on his feet and finish the battle, while she cheers from the side lines.” Just. Like. Every. Other. Movie. And then she FINISHES THE BATTLE. SHE KILLS HIM. 

#also can we talk about how one man in that movie treated Pepper as an Object#as a prize to be won#as a lure for Tony Stark#what happened to that man I wonder?#PEPPER POTTS FUCKING KILLED HIM#PEPPER POTTS IS A GODDESS

Dear family,
Sometimes you’re so quick to pass judgement on my (assumed) choices, that it makes me wonder if you even know me at all. Next time take five seconds to ask yourselves if your ridiculous assumptions fit with anything I have ever done or said in the past. Thank you.

youandham:

PyroPet  is a family of animal shaped candles that each reveal a surprise within as they burn. The first PyroPet product is a cute little cat called “Kisa”. (“Kisa” means “kitty” in Icelandic).

youandham:

PyroPet is a family of animal shaped candles that each reveal a surprise within as they burn. The first PyroPet product is a cute little cat called “Kisa”. (“Kisa” means “kitty” in Icelandic).

"I guess"

I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t fell like debating anymore with your simple ass (via cutely-perverted)

morgrana:

big bOOBS ARE NOT A BLESSING THEY ARE AN INCONVENIENCE I SWEAR TO gOD YOU GIRLS ARE SO LUCKY WITH SMALL BOOBS. dO yOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A NICE DRESS/TOP THAT FITS AND DOESnT GO BAGGY AT THE BELLY DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW